You Can Keep Courtney Stodden, England

Talentless and soulless vessel of silicon Courtney Stodden was eliminated from the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother 12 last night, and in typical Courtney Stodden fashion, she departed looking like the inexpensive stripper that your uncle took to your dad’s second wedding. Courtney told everyone that even though she has missed her husband so much, she’s going to stay in London for at least another week to give some interviews and “explore other business opportunities,” which means that she probably wants to be a Page 6 Girl, even though she’d probably somehow bring shame to them, too.

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