George Zimmerman Might Be Bored

George Zimmerman seems to miss the action of the legal system. Not that his speeding tickets and showing up at his newly ex-wife’s house to threaten her and her parents with a gun is any more than a few dozen celebrities do around here on any given Saturday evening, but Zimmerman might have thought to himself to lay low after skating on murder charges a couple months ago.

“He’s in his car and he continually has his hand on his gun and he keeps saying ‘step closer’ and he’s just threatening all of us.” — Sheila Zimmerman talking about the guy she was dumb enough to marry

Well, that doesn’t sound like the actions of a helpful self-appointed neighborhood watch patrolman. It could’ve got interesting if Sheila’s dad would’ve stood his ground with an RPG to Zimmerman’s person, but they went for the 911 call instead. Boring. This entire tale has an O.J. ending written all over it. Meaning, George Zimmerman will soon be doing adult infomercials followed shortly thereafter by fathering Khloe Kardashian then going to the slammer for being an asshole.