Selena Gomez Fans Like to Choke Out Selena Gomez

Teenage girl fans are fucking insane. I don’t just mean the Taylor Swift junior nazi squad terrorizing social media from behind their anonymous screens. I mean, real life, going cuckoo bat shit. I don’t remember trying to desperately touch anybody outside of the overly developed girls in my school when I was a teen, but apparently frenzied Selena Gomez fans like to try and get very physical with the music star.

“After her performance at the Hammersmith Apollo, Selena Gomez came out to greet her fans, gave autographs and Instagram photos. Before she came out a few rules were laid out by her security. Included in these rules, was to not grab Selena around the neck and not pull her hair…security assured the crowd that this has happened before.” — PacificCoastNews

What? Like panicked drowning victims wreaking havoc on their lifeguard saviors? A primeval instinct for assault brought on by being in such desperately close presence to… Selena Gomez? I’m not suggesting that these girls be rounded up and institutionalized, but Amanda Bynes got locked in her padded room for far less.

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