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September 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Serena Williams dominated yet another tennis tournament, winning the U.S. Open then crushing her vanquished opponent’s thorax between her big toe and her little piggy that stayed home. Flush with adrenaline, Serena leapt from center court in Queens to Manahttan where she punched her fist through the Chrysler building as payback for the PT Cruiser. I’m not suggesting people need fear Serena Williams, but a statue to her Herculean accomplishments in your town’s center square might not be such a bad idea if you want to live.
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