Miley Cyrus Is About To Make History Again

Yesterday, Miley Cyrus Tweeted the above image for the album artwork of her new single, “Wrecking Ball,” which she’ll release on Monday. Just look at how hot she looks sitting like that on a giant black ball, which I’m sure is symbolism for a lot of what is happening in her life right now. You know that this song is going to be so amazing and life-altering, just like all of her other songs that are changing the way that we look at the world today, as well as the history of pop music.

Of course, that will be according to her, because the rest of us will know that it’s just another steaming pile of autotuned, tongue-wagging, twerking crap.