Lady Gaga Poses With Lipstick on Her Bare Tits

Every time one of the world’s most famous music artists takes off her clothes for the camera, it’s newsworthy, if not a visual ipecac for the soul. So quit with the fucking ‘quit giving attention whores attention’ letters. You have to chalk mark the begrudging respect column for Lady Gaga’s total lack of shame. If Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera would’ve done photos like this in their early 20’s, I probably would’ve had to say I liked them a lot more too. Still, there’s something about seeing Lady Gaga naked that makes me feel like I’m at a modern art exhibit where everybody better educated than me is murmuring the word ‘genius’ about a vagina shaped bag of sand resting on an overturned Dunkin Donuts coffee cup. I don’t get it. I don’t want to get it. I just want to take off this stupid tie, grab a beer, and watch some rigged jai ala matches.

Photo Credit: V Magazine