Alex Rodriguez Wants to Be a Role Model

You find role models in the most unusual places. The grocery store clerk who looks the other way as a hungry child steals an apple. The prostitute who lets a war veteran slide on a handy for the good of nation. And Alex Rodriguez, who won’t let the distraction of all the ‘noise’ surrounding his certain suspensions for doping get to him:

“Look, it’s concerning. I have two daughters at home, and I’m sensitive to that, and above all, I want to be a role model, continue to be a role model — especially to my girls.”

A-Rod puts too much pressure on himself. As if dumping his wife and banging scores of models wasn’t a good enough example to his girls. What else can you expect the man to do, get a hit in October? He’s just a man.