Pornographer Raising Money For Weiner

Carlos Danger…er…Anthony Weiner is getting some financial help for his campaign from a fellow perv. Mike Kulich is a pornographer out in LA who wants to encourage Weiner to stay in the mayoral race by making a movie called, fittingly, “Don’t Pull Out”. Kulich says that one scene will feature Ginger Lee, one of Anthony Weiner’s sexting partners. When asked why he feels that he needs to help keep Weiner firm, Kulich said,

“Sex scandals like Weiner’s make it easier for my business. Everyone wants to think politicians are so clean, but they sext and watch porn just like normal people.”

Yeah, I don’t know anybody above the age of four who thinks politicians are clean. We all know politicians are largely drunken louses who failed at real jobs and found that their blind ambition and ease of lying left them fit for no other position. I just assume politicians who spend their time sexting and watching porn are at least not fucking up something really important. Think of all the stupid shit Weiner can’t do because he’s busy stroking himself in a chat room. Think he has time for a big cup soda ban in New York? Not when his BDSM roleplay is just revving up at the ball gag stage. Everybody wins.