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July 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I can’t remember which famous soccer player Irina Shayk is doinking. They all seem to have the same sounding names. Let’s just call him Shit Ass Lucky Bastard Who Gets to Bang Irina Shayk. Or Jaime for short. If aliens came to this planet, I bet they’d laugh at the fact that a guy who kicks a ball really well gets to mate with the genetically superior females of the species. After laughing, they’d tase the shit out of everyone and have sex with Irina Shayk. That’s how aliens roll. Ironic and horny.
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