Brandi Glanville Reminds Us All That We Live in Glass Houses

Brandi Glanville brought out the ‘you’re not so perfect yourself’ cliche on Twitter to defend her drunken, half-naked, tampon string showing stumble around West Hollywood the other night.

“When ur PERFECT and make all the right decisions ALL the time, and don’t have at least a bit of cellulite on ur ass, get back 2 me”

I guess nobody can get back to her. She nailed it. I think George Zimmerman’s defense attorney ought to close with the same argument. Get back to me when you’re perfect, fucking jury.

For extra mindless political points, Brandi added:

“I got drunk with my gays its not murder.”

Well, there you go. Stop hating on gay people you judgmental imperfect fucking judgers of me. I didn’t commit murder, like Zimmerman, who shouldn’t be judged anyhow until you get all that cellulite off your ass. Ah, to be a drunken mess of a celebrity mom in Hollywood. It really is the moral high-ground.