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July 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I’m all for blood sport. Mano a mano. Davy Crockett taking down a bear with spit and grit. But I don’t understand the thrill of thousands of early morning drunk Spaniards tormenting stupid animals to an early grave. Everybody in the entire world except for the dumb schmuck who gets gored is rooting for the dumb schmuck to get gored. Why? Because he deserves it. They all do. You know who likes unfair fights? The mob. I’m down for hunting, eating, wearing, and enslaving dumb animals. But fucking with beasts with little pebble sized brains doesn’t seem like a real sport.
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