Heidi Klum In A Bikini

You can always tell when a woman’s having lots of sex because they start Tweeting body part pictures of themselves. Women aren’t much different than men. They feel good about themselves when getting laid. If Twitter allowed it and anybody gave a shit, dudes who were knocking serious boot would be posting their dick pics all the time. Heidi Klum tweeted her ass from the Bahamas where she spent the long weekend having crazy vacation sex with her kids’ bodyguard. When a woman has sand in her vagina and her first thought is, somebody take a picture of my ass, she’s definitely feeling groovy.

Here’s Heidi in a couple bikinis in the Bahamas. She did her hair in braids either to mimic Bo Derek in 10 or the three fat underemployed 20-something girls who sit on my apartment stoop smoking cloves. Probably Bo Derek.

Photo Credit: PCN