Happy Birthday, Khloe Kardashian

You never see Khloe Kardashian named in any most-hated celebrity lists like the rest of her family. She’s considered to be the ‘nice’ sister, a label typically reserved for the fat sister. Like here. Khloe spends her days Tweeting love letters to the world and wondering why her black boyfriend won’t make a baby inside of her. But not today. Today is Khloe’s birthday. As is her tradition, Khloe consumed an entire tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter and crushed a garden squirrel to death between her powerful hands. She’s been doing it since she was six. It recharges her batteries for another 365 days of Tweets.