The Joy of Bachelorhood

Everyone knows the way to win on The Bachelor (or the Bachelorette, you slut) is not at the final episode, but how much you tap behind the scenes.

Ex The Bachelor Nick Viall (isn’t he still technically a “bachelor”?) gets this, and has rolled up with new beard Natalie Joy, and kudos man. (The picture in US Weekly says it all )

We don’t know much about the show since we only watch when our gf has it on – sorry dudes, it’s a Woman’s Show – but we know a rocket when we see one, and Joy is what her name says.

Looks like there’s other honeys on the show, but if I wanted over-lit soft-porn I’d head to SexArt rather than network television. The whole enterprise reminds us of the first 20 minutes of “Wedding Crashers”, where Owen Wilson and Vince Vaugh score a buncha pre-romanced bridesmaids and move on.

Noted – well played Viall, keep doing what you do best.