MILF gets Paid

The always truthful yet salacious New York Post is scouring the InterWebs for outrageous scandals, and like any media outlet these days, they’ll dig it up if they have to. Cause next to Fear and Outrage, what drives clicks is Sex, so why not mix them together?

Just-tryin-to-get-by mom Crystal Jackson – we’re assuming that’s not her stripper hashtag – has made a few dimes on OnlyFans, and then is getting shaded by the local Catholic school bc slutty. Seems just bc Mom poses semi-naked, and old men pay for that sorta thing, her kids can’t get a religious education.

We can debate whether Jackson aka Mrs. Poindexter has the look, make-up, or lighting to be considered bangable (be sure to scroll thru here) – but the slant is middle-aged women shouldn’t be judged by their sexuality or cooking skills. And business is good for Jackson on both counts, especially if you’re over 35 and can bank $150 K / month for not fully undressing. (Bella Thorne must be thinking she gotta lotta miles left on her odometer).

The endless battle of feminists v. women continues (the Bitter Principle of her kids’ school is female), with NYP and others hoping the outrage continues on Facebook until at least the weekend. Both sides can claim “think of the children” without irony, but her shortie’s doubts about mommy’s vocation will dissipate after the arrival of a PS5 and curved 49” monitor.

Jackson said she’s not leaving OnlyFans despite the ban, and nss – if my mom could roll $1.8 mill a year for baking cookies in her underwear, I’d setup the floodlights.

_{Story By: NYPost}