Katy Perry Picks Up Dog Shit with her Mask!

Katy Perry is using a face mask to pick up dog shit while still looking like she’s pregnant, despite having had her kid, I guess baby weight doesn’t melt off all women, just ask my wife. If anything having kids is the number 1 excuse for permanent weight gain, weight gain that doesn’t really bother me on a daily basis, but that does when Katy Perry is involved because she’s been raping my ears for the last decade with real crappy pop songs I happen to know all the words of despite having never listened to her song willingly. There was no consent in her money making and if anything she monetized off MY ears hearing HER bad music and I didn’t sign up for that!

I realize this is hardly news or hardly interesting, but I figure it’s her way of shitting on the Mask Requirements since masks are now a political position, where you’re a pussy if you wear a mask and a racist if you don’t. I see the videos, very contentious times because of Pandemics people think are a scam, or others think are the best excuse to catch up on all Netflix has to offer.

So I’m just putting this out there for you anti-maskers to use as part of your facebook activism or “behind the computer” protests with other idiots, or for you maskers to get outraged that one of your own has desecrated the sacred mask because you know what happens when you don’t respect a mask….Jim Carey turns green and makes idiotic cartoon like faces in exchange for 100s of millions of dollars.