Ellen Creepin’ on Girl on a Bike

Ellen is a world renowned lesbian and she brought in a world renowned German bike performer who ears short shorts and crop tops with her titties out. Ellen probably dressed her.

Ellen never gets called out for being a creep, because lesbians in positions of power can be as creepy as white dudes. But no one ever calls out Ellen for fear of offending the LGBTQRST community.

I have a feeling that Ellen brought her in for nothing but sexual purposes. Finding out that this girl was a huge fan of hers, made for a perfect target to bring her to America and groom her star struck, young, naive self.

I don’t think Ellen’s really into the sport, but she’s clearly got a soft on, is fully blushing while watching, fumbling the words, and talking about how she’s the only judget and giving her trophies and cash prizes so she doesn’t talk.. There is nothing but sexual tension here. What a pervert.

This is a NICHE fetish. German Artistic Cyclists.

It seems like Ellen has a bike fetish, maybe it is the way the vagina rubs up against the bike seat. I used to know a homeless guy who used to sniff big seats on the bike rack after girls got off the bikes and ran into the grocery store. It’s a thing.

Here she is with Sarah Hyland looking 10 years old talking bikes and 50 shades of Grey because that’s how fetishes work.