Jimmy Garoppolo’s Porn Star Girlfriend Kiara Mia

Tom Brady’s backup dancer turned San Francisco 49ers Quarterback is heading to the Super Bowl next week but that’s not what we are interested in.

We are interested in the pornstar that he is linked to named Kiara Mia who posted a “celebratory” IG story about the news that the 49ers made it.

I don’t watch sports, or pretend to know anything about sports, but I do think it is funny when high paid, high profile people like the Quarterback of an NFL, are out there banging porn stars.

Jimmy Garoppolo, has not admitted that he is dating this porn star. I wouldn’t either, but I’m not a “sex positive” and supportive of all sex workers. If anything I find them gross. I view porn stars as the bottom of the barrel. Porn stars are the last thing I find hot, or exciting and the idea of “lusting” after one blows my mind. I guess I am just not perverted enough to find gross looking things that have sex on camera hot.

I understand why weirdos who go to porn conventions save up all year to bang the girls they have spent a year masturbating to, but an NFL star, that’s just crazy. So many better options out there for him.

She calls herself a “Dating – Love – Intimacy Expert!” and along with everyone else and their grandmas, she’s got her own Podcast. She also calls herself a Travel Vlogger with her own YOUTUBE channel documenting her trips. I call her a freak. This doesn’t look human. Just a fat girl with bad surgeries and to be drawn to this makes you a freak.

Remember the barrier of entry to being a pornstar is pretty non existent, ANYONE can do porn and call themselves a pornstar.

All this to say, nothing like a little porn scandal that’s hardly a scandal because it is OLD news to make the Super Bowl a more exciting thing and by exciting, I mean nasty.

So as Brady sits out this Super Bowl with his Model wife, because NFL players can get model, his old back-up will be celebrating up inside this mess.

To be into this – is a sexual dysfunction.