Lily-Rose Depp Puff Pastry Nipples

Does anyone else here watch The Great British Baking Show? I had to stop after a couple of seasons, because until someone shoves Paul Hollywood’s head inside a proving drawer until his yeast brain explodes, he’s going to continue to be alive, and a living Paul Hollywood is just not watchable television in my opinion. Anyway Lily-Rose Depp’s nipples are like little hot puff pastries (created by repeatedly folding butter and dough. The butter melts off in the oven, leaving crispy delicious layers, bitch) and my point isn’t so much that I want to put her tits in my mouth, it’s more that Lily-Rose Depp doesn’t have a personality or anything to offer this world besides her tits, so in order to fill my word quota yet still bring you her nude-ish pic from a spread in some magazine called Grazia, I’m talking about The Great British Baking Show. So, ya. Lily-Rose Depp. Oh, she’s ninteen if you didn’t know. Her dad is Johnny Depp. And that should about do it.

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Photo Credit: Grazia