Ariel Winter’s New Waistline Isn’t From Hard Drugs

According to Ariel Winter, her weight loss is credited to hard work. As in it must have been hard working up the courage to finally call a surgeon. Post a few pictures working out, claim that you’re spending the rest of your personal time with an intellectually challenged lover, and no one should know the wiser. Some of her fans believe she dropped the weight after using meth or coke, but most celebrity hamburger connoisseurs care about their teeth. Meth is just too much of a commitment. And the only coke Ariel looks to be familiar with taking too much of comes with high fructose corn syrup in a red can.

From a very young age the Modern Family actress Ariel Winter has dealt with all manner of body-shaming trolls and merciless speculators on her social media. Rather than roll over and let them get to her, she has consistently preserved her mental energy for positivity.The most recent example of this took place when Winter posted New Years pictures with her boyfriend Levi Meaden. While the pictures themselves are pretty harmless and sweet, commenters still found negative aspects to fixate on.

The comment that merited a response suggested that Winter’s recent weight loss is due to drug abuse.

“Not half as bad as all the coke / meth she uses. She dropped literally dropped 30 pounds,” a commenter wrote, in response to the speculations about her drinking.

Winter wasted no time before firing back with a response sarcastically suggesting that her psychiatrist prescribed coke and meth in place of her old anti-depressants.

The exchange livened up even more when the commenter begrudgingly apologized, while also sticking to their convictions about celebrity drug usage.

“Not hating. You’re actually gorgeous. But pills and nose candy go hand in hand with Hollywood. Enjoy yourself, but don’t get ruined by it.”

This response, full of assumptions, launched Winter into a longer clap back where she broke down just how dangerous it is to make these types of heavy speculations about people you don’t know.

I’m not saying Ariel is above snorting lines of stepped on Slim Fast powder for faster results, but I think she’s thanking nip tuck for the fat removal this time. On the bright side, at least she’s not embracing it like the other women with a Doritos chip on their massive shoulders, celebrating obesity and wearing their stomach rolls like a bulge of honor. Hopefully when she wears those trademark jorts with an insatiable appetite for her ass this summer, those cheeks will be slightly less Greek yogurt-like in consistency.