Amber Rose Was Too Hot To Be A Crack Dealer

Some of us aren’t as lucky as Amber Rose. Being “too pretty” to fail at illegal business ventures is just something most people will never experience. In a nutshell, Amber claims she lost her job as a crack dealer because her beauty made her instantly over qualified. Since Rose is a super feminist, I wonder if she’s worried about the wage gap in crack retail. I doubt breaking bald cares about the lack of female representation. I’ve never sold narcotics so I’m slightly confused on the terms and conditions of the employment contract. Does this mean if a slut is slangin’ rocks in something seductive, she still wasn’t asking for it? And by “it” I mean whatever a person deserves when they’re hiding crack in their crack. If she was catcalled while on her way to make a sale, can she report the offense to authorities? Amber should write a book on the rules.

 Amber Rose didn’t have the most conventional childhood, as she revealed that she once tried to sell drugs in order to support her family, on Van Lathan’s The Red Pillpodcast.

“I usually don’t tell people this, but I tried selling crack in my neighborhood,” the blonde beauty, 35, admitted. She luckily didn’t end up being a drug dealer for a very specific reason. “They said I was going to get robbed, but I was a girl and I was too pretty, and it wasn’t going to happen.”

Unfortunately, the activist was not done with drugs just yet, as she would “bag and weigh the crack rocks for them and they would throw me some money.” The reason she had to dabble in this scene was because her mother was clinically depressed, so Amber was the “queen of the house.” She added, “I needed to do what I needed to do to survive.”

No matter how much Amber screams that she’s pro-women, she owes her entire existence to mentally unstable men. Both the one that got her mother pregnant and Kanye West. I think it’s also amazing that Amber believes she’s above being robbed. I had no idea that the prerequisite for being the victim of a robbery was being ugly. It’s like you learn something new every day.

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