Possible Bill Cosby Sex Tape Floating Around Somewhere

I would like to be the first to point out that Franklin D. Roosevelt did not future-proof his speech with the infamous one-liner about fear. “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Poetic, yes. But it didn’t stand up against the test of time. I swear on Harrison Ford’s life that there is clear and present danger running amok in this nation. I don’t blame Roosevelt though. No one could have accurately envisioned an America where scantily clad women the size of small houses terrorize eyes on the covers of Cosmo magazines. Or an entire family of jizz filled Jezebels being more revered as red blooded American royalty than the Kennedys. Even Miss Cleo couldn’t have predicted Bill Cosby having the first celebrity date rape sex tape with a toe fetish subplot, professional editing, and credits.

Late last year, Playboy‘s controversial founder Hugh Hefner passed away at 91. Part of his legacy could include, somewhere, a record of the crimes of the world’s most infamous octegenerian: Bill Cosby. One of Cosby’s accusers says that he assaulted her at the Playboy Mansion — and that Hefner had video evidence of the encounter.

Attorneys for Chloe Goins say that they are going after Cosby in a civil case. Spencer Kuvin, an attorney based in Florida, has countless hours of recordings from the late Hefner’s home. They say that they have unearthed a sex tape that is evidence that Chloe was assaulted by Cosby at the Playboy Mansion. Chloe Goins says that Bill Cosby sexually assaulted her in 2008. She says that, at that Playboy Mansion, Cosby gave her a drink. When she awoke, she says that Cosby had his pants down around his ankles. He was allegedly biting her toes.

Kuvin says the videos that he has obtained so far appear to have been professionally edited and produced, and feature multiple celebrities.The understanding is that Hefner had cameras everywhere in his mansion to record various sex acts at parties.But to produce the hundreds of hours of professional footage, Kuvin reasons that there must be more footage that was edited out.

Kuvin is now seeking to have the raw CCTV footage turned over so that his team can pour over them. But … there’s a catch. Hugh Hefner allegedly had a personal stash of these “home movies.” It is rumored that this stash was dumped into the ocean, in accordance with his wishes, upon his death last year. If so, it is possible that much of the original material — or potentially incriminating videos — were destroyed.

Bill is about to die. He’s already been convicted and sentenced. A sex tape like that would be opening a Pandora’s box of weird that the world would never be able to unsee. Hopefully the tape is at the bottom of an aquatic abyss right next to the Heart of the Ocean diamond Rose tossed off of the Titanic. We get it, Bill is the Paul Simon of unconscious porn, he knows all 50 ways to drug a lover.

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