Paris Hilton Says She Makes Up To A Million Dollars By BJing

Actually she says she makes up to a million dollars by DJing, but I assumed it was a mistake on her part as there’s no way in hell this woman can DJ. No one can. Because it’s not a real skill. What is a real skill is giving BJs at clubs, and even though Paris Hilton is now one hundred years old, something tells me she’s still good at it.

Hilton has been on a post-breakup media tour following her split from Fiancé Chris Zylka. We learned that she kept the $2 million engagement ring on something straight out of hell called The Jenny McCarthy Show, on SiriusXM. But more importantly during their chat, we learned this about what Hilton rakes in from her BJing career:

Anywhere from a couple hundred grand up to a million…to play a 90 minute set

She then added:

I add more to a party than just DJ’ing

Yes, we know. Full sex. And cocaine. Hilton is insane but also a legend, and she’s going to watch the likes of Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus be put into the ground. Long live the best BJ in the biz.

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