Now You: Drink Of Choice This Christmas

Christmas is in two days, which means you’re probably already surrounded by family and blind drunk. You can tell a lot about a guy based on what he drinks, but this is going to be a judgment-free zone. Within reason. I already confessed that I enjoy a big juicy gas station shard in my mouth. It’s pronounced “shart” you plebes. I also like Bud Light Lime, vodka and tap water, and pretty much anything else that white trash alcoholics enjoy. The only drinks really I judge people on are artisan craft brews. If your beer tastes like Jolly Rancher-flavored gasoline you really do have problems. And don’t you dare Instagram that cutesy label. Don’t you fucking dare. Stay drunk guys, and let us know your drink of choice in the comments.

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