Michael Rapaport Mental Breakdown Following Ariana Grande Backlash

Michael Rapaport made the mistake of coming for Ariana Grande on social media, and now sadly but truly he must die. To the zero celebs reading this. Get off social media. It will mess you up royally, and then we will have no other choice but to laugh as your mental stability circles the toilet bowl. I don’t make the rules but by God I’m going to follow them. Things first went down when, seemingly out of nowhere, Rapaport CAME FOR Grande with this admittedly weird Insta rant:

(Notice how Grande is not African American or Latina in this pic. Just saying. Uh oh am I COMING FOR Ariana Grande too?) Also the Internet says she’s twenty-five. Rapaport understandably received a ton of backlash from Grande’s 139 million Instagram followers, and needless to say Rapaport could not take the heat. He headed over to Twitter with:

I can say ANYTHING about Cockeyed Kellyanne, Laura Ingram,Melania,Ivanka or Candance Owens & you little Hipster Fake Pussy Power Hat Wearing MoFo’s get hype.Elation

Talk shit about Arianna Grande & I hate Women? #Eat3Dwycks pic.twitter.com/dnH8teotkk

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) December 19, 2018

I can say ANYTHING about Cockeyed Kellyanne, Laura Ingram,Melania,Ivanka or Candance Owens & you little Hipster Fake Pussy Power Hat Wearing MoFo’s get hype.Elation

Talk shit about Arianna Grande & I hate Women? #Eat3Dwycks

And:

When I talk vicioulsy about The Leader of the Free World aka Dick Stain Donald Trump or Tiki Torch Tough Guys in Virginia, I’m a Social Media HERO, but a joke about Ariana Grande is SHAMING. EAT Dwycks SnowFlakes.

Stay Disruptive Stay Disruptive #DisruptiveBehavior @iamrapaport

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) December 19, 2018

When I talk vicioulsy about The Leader of the Free World aka Dick Stain Donald Trump or Tiki Torch Tough Guys in Virginia, I’m a Social Media HERO, but a joke about Ariana Grande is SHAMING. EAT Dwycks SnowFlakes.

Stay Disruptive Stay Disruptive #DisruptiveBehavior @iamrapaport

For a man who pokes fun at Trump, he certainly tweets like him. Also, let’s not be the kind of grown men who say “Dwycks.” Sounds like a horny baby. Social media allows us to publically stone celebs with the convenience of not having to get off our couches. Whatever mentality made public stoning, hangings, etc. all the rage in old-timey days is still alive and well. But the blessed modern-day loophole is that if people like Michael Rapaport would just GET OFF SOCIAL MEDIA they could avoid all the drama in the first place. But they’ll never learn. Because they’re not reading this garbage. Anyway bye forever Michael Rapaport’s brain.

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