Kevin Spacey Gone Crazy And Officially Accused Of A Crime

Kevin Spacey in character and out of context yielded some creepy results. He’s so far down the Hollywood rabbit hole I’m not sure if he even knows who he is anymore. His double entendre entitled video “Let Me Be Frank” was both the most effort anyone has ever put into pleading for their job back and the lousiest attempt to deny engaging in underaged homosexual mischief ever captured on camera. Well, at least until priests are openly confronted for those secret Catholic confessional sex tapes that no one wants to admit exist.

The video Kevin Spacey posted on Christmas Eve has been repeatedly described as “bizarre,” with good reason: No one knows what it means. Wearing a Santa apron and occasionally sipping from a mug, Spacey seems to inhabit his House of Cards character, Frank Underwood, drawling things like, “We’re not done, no matter what anyone says.” The monologue hints at a desire to return to Cards, despite his character having been killed off (“You never actually saw me die, did you?” he asks). It plays as commentary on the more than 30 allegations of sexual misconduct against Spacey: “You wouldn’t rush to judgment without facts, would you?”

For now, Kevin is the big gay kuhuna hanging out at the boys hut attracting everyone’s attention. Everyone including Nantucket law enforcement.

Kevin Spacey will be charged with a felony following an accusation of sexual assault made public last year, the authorities in Nantucket said on Monday.

The charge, first reported by The Boston Globe, is in connection with an accusation of misconduct that was made by a former television anchor, Heather Unruh, who said that Mr. Spacey sexually assaulted her 18-year-old son in July 2016 at a bar in Nantucket.

Michael O’Keefe, the Cape and Islands district attorney in Massachusetts, said in a statement that Mr. Spacey would be arraigned on Jan. 7 for one charge of indecent assault and battery, the first criminal charge levied against him as a result of sexual misconduct allegations.

Things aren’t looking too good when the bright side of a sexual felony charge is “at least they were 18.” Because the victim in question allegedly has video evidence. Let’s hope he’s not one of those vertical recorders when he Steven Spielberged his Spacey encounter of the homosexual kind. It’s hard to take those people seriously.

The man who says that actor Kevin Spacey sexually groped him during an encounter at a Nantucket, Mass., bar two years ago apparently captured some of the assault on video, according to police documents released this week.

The alleged victim’s girlfriend later told investigators that she received a text from her boyfriend saying Spacey was hitting on him — but she didn’t believe him. She then received a Snapchat video showing Spacey touching the front of her boyfriend’s pants “by his crotch,” according to the documents.

The trooper wrote in the report that the alleged victim “said his girlfriend did not believe him so that’s when he Snapchatted the video” and the trooper wrote “the video is one of the last times Spacey touched him.”

The police documents say the alleged victim “tried to shift away with his body” and move Spacey’s hands away, “but Spacey kept reaching down his pants.”

I’m more amazed that Spacey has been able to keep so many secrets for so long. Who knew that he could stack so many skeletons in a closet already full with loads of Yass Queen yellow eyeshadow and posters of Brad Pitt in Armani underwear. Now that he’s caught, I guess the question now, if he gets off, is what you gonna do when Kevin comes for you?