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December 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
This past May you guys were polled about Alexis Ren’s hotness, and the consensus was that while the twenty-two-year-old majorly succumbed to the pressures of plastic surgery and has more in common with a blowup doll than a human being, you’d still sell your soul to bang her. I’d sell your soul to bang her too, so we’re all on the same page.
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If you’re wondering what exactly an Alexis Ren is, just know that no one knows. She randomly appeared on Instagram with 13 million Instagram followers who jack off to her fake tits and ass. And that’s pretty much her origin story. Ren got a little naughty for Christmas this year by showing off her XXXmas-rated bod in lingerie while wearing a Santa hat. There’s nothing more to this post. Or to Alexis. If you weren’t waiting for something that looks like a Hot Girls Wanted Christmas Special, this was a big damn waste of your time.
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