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November 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
6′ 2″ piece of twenty-year-old ass Shawn Mendes is every red-blooded American male’s fuck fantasy, but unfortunately for you horndogs out there, he’s straight. A point that Mendes has spent his entire career driving home. Because he’s straight. And because we care! That’s right gents. Time to pack it in. Penises and buttholes for Mendes? Only if it’s Lady Gaga’s penis TYVM. Surely whether some stupid singer is gay or not matters to you. Oh, it doesn’t? Well, maybe this will be more your speed 😉
Anyway the five-page-long magazine filled with hair restoration ads known as Rolling Stone is developing a reputation for conducting clickbait interviews, and fresh off the heels of making Johnny Depp look like the raging mental case that he actually probably is, spent a good portion of their chat with Mendes prodding him about his sexuality. Prodding. Heh. First he expanded on his relationship with Hailey Baldwin that occurred almost immediately before she started dating Justin Bieber:
I don’t even wanna put a title on it. I think it was more of a zone of limbo….I texted Hailey [after her engagement], ‘Congratulations,’ and I really am happy for them.
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Then he admitted remorse for feeling the need to prove that he’s not gay. Which, for what it’s worth, is something a gay person would say:
In the back of my heart, I feel like I need to go be seen with someone — like a girl — in public, to prove to people that I’m not gay. Even though in my heart I know that it’s not a bad thing. There’s still a piece of me that thinks that. And I hate that side of me.
After which he gave less reputable websites than this pile of throw up the clickbait headline of the decade “Shawn Mendes: ‘Who Cares If I’m Gay?!'”:
I thought, ‘You fucking guys are so lucky I’m not actually gay and terrified of coming out.’ That’s something that kills people. That’s how sensitive it is. Do you like the songs? Do you like me? Who cares if I’m gay?
1) No. 2) No. 3) Me, you sexy slut.
Photo Credit: Vogue, Rolling Stone