Kate Beckinsale Is Back On The Baby Dicks

I can only imagine the outrage if men wanted to make themselves more attractive to women by slathering their face with discarded underaged clitoris. Chris Hansen, with a full police force in tow, would show up to shut the party down way before any man would be able to get a procedure like that done. But for some reason there’s no one even batting an eye at celebrities like Kate Beckinsale getting a facial from a toddler. If I was her, I’d be slightly less brazen when it comes to openly supporting rubbing infant chode all over my face, but I guess it’s all good as long as the person applying them doesn’t get any in her hair.

The “Penis Facial” just got another high-profile fan!

Earlier this week, Kate Beckinsale became the latest celebrity to praise the unusual beauty treatment.

“After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquified cloned foreskins-frankly who doesn’t?” she wrote on Instagram alongside a photo that showed how radiant her skin looked following the treatment. “Thank you @georgialouisesk for an amazing facial, I especially liked you reassuring me it would be ‘light on penis’ as it was my first time x.”

It won’t be long before one of Beckinsale’s fans, unable to afford the official procedure, does the unthinkable and blames her. The last thing any woman should want to be responsible for is inspiring another person to rub a two-year-old’s genitalia around their eye region in the name of beauty. There are better ways to get rid of those bags, ladies.

 

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After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquified cloned foreskins-frankly who doesn’t?Thank you @georgialouisesk for an amazing facial. I especially liked you reassuring me it would be “light on penis” as it was my first time x

A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Nov 21, 2018 at 2:29am PST

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