Boo. The Jenndashians Went As Victoria’s Secret Angels For Halloween

 

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A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Oct 31, 2018 at 1:58pm PDT

This post was originally going to cover Kourtney Kardashian’s Ariana Grande Halloween costume. It’s more disturbing than you’d think. But apparently when you have millions of dollars, see your kids four times a year, and have no job, you dress up in multiple Halloween costumes in one night for unspecified events. One of which, in the case of this Heffalumps and Woozles Victoria’s Secret Halloween fever dream, is simply walking across a parking lot with your brothel mates for a picture.

I’m sure the Jenndashians unceremoniously dragged their wings around back and forth for five minutes of picture taking before going back into the house to find Kanye West sacrificing one of their kids to the bipolar MAGA gods. Cute family. Here’s what Kim had to say about their sacrilegious use of angel wings:

Thank you @VictoriasSecret for sending us actual runway looks and real wings to borrow for the night!!! OMG a dream come true! Got to be a Victoria Secret Angel for the night! And Kendall got good practice lol

If sending the Jenndashians actual Victoria’s Secret Angel wings was a ploy for the company to come across as body positive, it worked. If snowman-proportioned medically fascinating Gak-filled bags of desperation can look like mid-tier sex workers in mall lingerie, then anyone can. Sorry that this post was all tricks and no treats.

 

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Halloween 2018

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Oct 31, 2018 at 7:28pm PDT

 

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A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Oct 31, 2018 at 4:53pm PDT

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