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Mountain Man Mounting Small Woman He Married
October 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments
Another guy from Game of Thrones got married because what else is there to do when Jason Momoa and Sophie Turner are scoring all of the upcoming superhero movies you should be in. Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson marrying his girlfriend Kelsey Henson is something of a spectacle and makes you say “hmmm.” Almost as long as the involuntary “hmmm” one let out when there was official word that Ronda Rousey and Travis Browne decided to tie the knot. At least Ronda looks like she could hold her own in the bedroom against her beast husband since the bulge in her shorts are allegedly just as big as his. But Kelsey, I wish godspeed and every type of good luck to her because she’s going to need it every time The Mountain says he’s in the mood to make love.
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, the champion strongman who plays Ser Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane on HBO’s Game of Thrones, tied the knot this past weekend with his comparatively tiny girlfriend, Kelsey Henson, in a mountainside ceremony in his native Iceland.
If gains were a game, he’s the final boss. Hopefully she keeps him happy and he doesn’t eventually turn into an alcoholic. One of the last people I’d ever want to trade places with is a police officer responding to a domestic dispute at their house.
