Khloe K Handcuffing Herself To Unfaithful Lover

Khloe Kardashian needs a round of applause for taking ludicrous behavior to the next level. Khloe understands that Tristan Thompson is not to be trusted, but that doesn’t mean she’s willing to dump her baby-daddy in the trash just yet. Five second rule. Just dust off the foreign pubes found around his Peter from infidelity and pledge to follow him around everywhere. Problem solved. He won’t be able to sleep with other women when you’re always watching.

HollywoodLife reports that Khloe Kardashian is planning to follow Tristan’s every move, even if it means touring with him during this basketball season.

“Khloe is looking to ease her mind a little bit,” an insider explains.

Considering what Tristan put her through during her pregnancy — and how the cheating story broke just two days before she gave birth — it’s understandable.

Khloe’s anxiety is reportedly heightened “with the NBA season starting.”

“And,” the the source says, Khloe is “actually is anticipating to join Tristan on some away games.”

Khloe should just take this one on the chin the same way she normally does when it comes to black athletes. Being an adult means knowing when to swallow. Pride of course. It’s not like Tristan cheated on a woman that didn’t see it coming. When low quality women like herself are waiting to throw themselves at you every night, it gets hard to say no. Sometimes you just want to slam balls in another hole you’ve yet to experience playing time with. The NBA season has a ridiculous amount of games played, so my guess is her shadow act will last until about the 25th time she accompanies Tristan to the locker room for his halftime toilet time.