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October 4, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
I’m not a huge cop h8er, because prejudging a group of people before getting to know them individually seems like what cop h8ers are trying to get away from. H8 should be on a case-by-case basis. Unless the person is a Hadid. In today’s case, the cop is amazing. A+ job. I wish I lived in Houston, so I could say “My taxes pay your salary, and you sir, deserve a raise.” And then throw a bunch of singles at him because he’s a star.
Paul Blart: Booty Cop was patrolling a Drake and Migos concert in Houston, where he was filmed snapping a pic of some ho’s butt. The Internet is filled with pictures of butts that can be perused without risking one’s job, so something about this particular butt must have resonated with him. The video of Booty Cop is going viral, and the Houston Police Department issued the statement:
The actions depicted on the video are not consistent with the expectations we have for our personnel.
That’s a shame. In Booty Cop’s defense, any woman at a Drake and Migos in Houston has most likely already been photographed and jacked off to before. Houston, we have a hard-on.
Photo Credit: TMZ