Well This Is The Stupidest Thing Ever

The whole Brett Kavanaugh thing has been a real bummer because it just drives home the point that if you have rich parents who foot the hefty bill of your private high school education, you get to run rape trains on barely alive chicks when you’re only a teen. What’s the difference between a blue blood and an NBA player. One can become a supreme court judge. And the world is better for it. As someone who went to a public school in a storage shed in Appalachia, such things were just not done. The chicks were dead. And were possums. Where are we going with this.

My point is that as if our weekend wasn’t already shot to death with this insight into the lives of the rich and rapist, we now have the worst thing that has ever, in the history of the world, been produced. And I’ve seen Melissa McCarthy movies. Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid and her sister Gigi are pretty enough, but they don’t have “it.” And I don’t even believe in “it.” No charisma. No talent. Nothing. And they’re insulated by twat kissers not incentivized to offer constructive criticism. Such as career changes. The duo and their mother Yolanda and foul brother all star in some video for Vogue. And it’s so goddamn stupid. And they’ll never know. Which makes it goddamn stupid and infuriating. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

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