‘The Puppet Inside Me’ Porn Is Here

Melissa McCarthy ushered in a new wave of raunchy puppetry with her Oscar-bait The Happytime Murders movie, and now today, you get to see Melissa McCarthy fuck a puppet. Kidding. But you do get to see a guy actually fuck a puppet hole, which could be the wake-me-up you needed on this Wednesday. Who needs coffee when you have plugged up puppet pussy.

PornHub and Wood Rocket teamed up to make The Puppet Inside Me, and while the SFW trailer (above) might initially have led some to believe that this is just a publicity stunt – a hollowed promise for a cum dumpster Elmo – they actually did produce puppet porn. It’s the kind of thing where it’s aware of itself, but there’s also bareback fucking. Like when Gwyneth Paltrow would walk into Harvey Weinstein’s hotel room in the 90’s. Here’s what PornHub has to say:

A mockumentary that goes deep inside puppet porn studio, Feltcock Studios, during their production of the biggest puppet porn parody of all time, “Fabric Boner’s Day Off”. Featuring puppet-on-people hardcore action, people-on-puppet hardcore action, people-on-talking-couch hardcore action, people-on-people hardcore action, and exploding puppets!

Credit where credit is due – Tove Lo did fuck a puppet a year ago in her Disco Tits music video. Leave it to PornHub to be even thirstier than Tove Lo. All I can say is that a character better be named Nooky Monster.

Head HERE for the VERY NSFW and NSFEyeballs video

Photo Credit: PornHub