Kylie Spending A Large Lump Sum On Her Wedding

Kylie is securing her spot as second most important thing with a vagina in the Kardashian household. She was tied with Kanye, but she’s set to take the lead after announcing her wedding will cost around $30 million. Wedding being a euphemism for demonic ritual where an African-American entertainer’s soul is sacrificed for the prosperity and continuation of the Kardashian klan. Travis Scott had to bundle his album with t-shirts just to get to the top of Billboard. So I expect her to foot most of the bill for their holy matrimony. All who attempt to RSVP will only be allowed to attend if they purchase a copy of her baby daddy’s CD beforehand.

Publicly, Kylie Jenner helped boost Travis Scott’s album sales to #1. She’s happy to use her brand to give her baby daddy a boost.

A new report says that, privately, Kylie and Travis are putting their heads together and planning their wedding.

It’s said that Kylie is prepared to spend a not-so-small fortune, making it a $30 million dream wedding.

With Kylie being almost worth a billion dollars there’s no way that Travis could do better, even if he wanted to. Chloe Green is taken so that only leaves Oprah. And her baby making oven has been out of service for quite some time now. It’s amazing how American royalty went from the Kennedys to a family composed of a rapper and someone whose sister sucked her way to front stage and center. Times have change. Resistance is futile at this point. Kim K for 2020. We should all get behind her like Ray J did that one time when he made her famous.

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