I Want To Hold Your Penis – Paul McCartney Says Beatles Jacked Off Together

Paul McCartney has reached the DGAF stage of his life, and in a new interview with GQ, states that he and John Lennon masturbated together with a group of friends when they were kids. I’m not exactly sure of GQ’s target audience these days, but this is certainly more interesting than learning what statement tie to pair with your purse.

Your reaction McCartney’s revelation will depend on your own masturbatory habits during your formative years. Some of you will say “Gay.” Others will say “It’s a normal part of a straight man’s adolescence.” While others will say “How else was I supposed to get into Bryan Singer’s pool party?”

[I] was over at John’s house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did…I think it was a one-off. Or maybe it was like a two-off. It wasn’t a big thing. But, you know, it was just the kind of thing you didn’t think much of. It was just a group. Yeah, it’s quite raunchy when you think about it. There’s so many things like that from when you’re a kid that you look back on and you’re, ‘Did we do that?’ But it was good harmless fun. It didn’t hurt anyone.

Come together, right now, all over me. There are only a handful of things in this world gayer than a bunch of guys jizzing on themselves together, and I personally never understood how men could rationalize group masturbation as a heterosexual activity. Then again, maybe I’m the only one who never did it. I’d start now, but I’m afraid of getting hurt. What if they don’t call me back? Sam, you said you were going to put yourself out there more. Okay. I’m going to do it. I’m going to jack off with Paul McCartney. You? Share your thoughts on this stupid post below.

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