Would You Hit It: Jessica Simpson Massive Blue Tit Veins

If you’ve been to any water park in the world (but mostly Dolly’s Splash Country in Pigeon Forge, TN) you’ve seen veins of all shapes, sizes, and colors in every bodily place imaginable. But did you know that you can also see fucked up veins on your favorite celebs? That’s certainly the case with Jessica Simpleton, who stepped out with her daddy issues husband Eric Johnson with massive veins exploding from under her gigantic sloppy tit balls.

Pretty much all boob men agree that Simpson’s tits are majorly bangable, but today isn’t so much about if you’re a boob man or not as it is about if you’re a vein man or not. Personally, I’m not happy until boobs look like two balls of blue rope being strangled by cheesecloth, so needless to say, these pics of Jessica’s gross veins are right up my alley. Bring on the veins. Veins veins veins. I hope I’m getting SEO credit for anyone Googling Jessica Simpson boob vein fap material. Check out all the Jessica Simpson boob vessels you can handle in the gallery and let us know if you’d hit it.

Photo Credit: Splash News