Lady Gaga Reveals Crinkle Fry Tits On Instagram

 

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A post shared by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Aug 30, 2018 at 4:49am PDT

This post was originally going to be about drag queen Gaga’s new nude Instagram pics, but she took my breath away with an even newer pic of her crinkle fry tits. This is some body positivity shit gone right. I would say that they were crepe paper tits and should be draped around a kindergarten classroom somewhere, but they look so delicious that I’m deeming them crinkle fry tits. A snack as they say.

Gaga is very old and trashy, so we shouldn’t be too shocked that she has a type of cleavage most commonly found at water parks and Myrtle Beach methadone clinics. And yet, due to the fact that Gaga’s a fan of utilizing overexposure as a means of covering up her crepey disintegrating body, this pic comes as a shock. She’s like your childhood friend’s kind of hot mom who was also a drag queen. You know the type. Would you dip these tits in your mayo? Make your opinions heard below.

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