Taylor Swift Stealing And Selling T-Shirts With Her Pussy On It

We’ve all seen how the famous torch can be passed on to another just by fellating semi-famous to presidential peen, but have you ever seen someone so famous that their superstardom allows their pet cat to start a career? Taylor Swift, undoubtedly influenced into cat ownership after a couple of “I can has cheezburger?” memes, believes she can monetize her pets by making cartoon cat merch that resembles the likeness of her beloved animals. Swift wants to ensure she doesn’t miss out on a shekel the way she’s turning everything around her into a business.

 Taylor Swift added a line of merchandise inspired by her beloved cats, Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson, to her online store.

For a limited time, Swift’s feline-obsessed fans can scoop up patches ($15), pins ($15), pens($20), stickers ($10) and stud earrings ($20) decorated with cartoon likenesses of the star’s two Scottish Folds.

The “Meredith & Olivia Swift” collection also includes two $30 T-shirts: one adorned with Meredith sporting a pair of spectacles, and another tie-dyed option covered in “caticorns” (half-cat, half-unicorn).

In even more stupid news regarding Taylor, she’s being accused of stealing again. This time it isn’t 3LW lyrics, but the trademarked name of an app.

Taylor Swift flat-out stole her gaming app, The Swift Life … so claims a tiny computer company that is going after the singer in court.

SwiftLife — a computer consulting company — claims it owned its name since 2007, and then Taylor came along and just jacked it.

SwiftLife is a one-man company and its owner, Patrick Benot, says he was never contacted by the singer or her reps … they just took it to launch the digital gaming experience app The Swift Life.

Taylor is getting a taste of her own medicine. She looks like the type of woman to approve of  official vendors selling bags of her concert air right after the show is over. She’s cunty to the neighbors, couldn’t care less about the little man and his computer consulting agency, and any woman avidly selling cash-grab cat merch that isn’t an elderly woman relying on Social Security checks and an Etsy account to make ends meet, probably has an undiagnosed case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

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