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July 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
Newly-engaged celebrity “shit” couple Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are at that point in their relationship where everything is cute. He thinks it’s cute that she’s an America-hating whore Polly Pocket and she thinks it’s cute that he’s a vampire drug addict. In fact, Grande is so enamored with her big-dicked dealer that she’s interpreting this expression on his face (in the video above) while witnessing her film the creative abortion that is her God is a Woman music video as endearing. Right. Really a keeper of a home movie. After he overdoses in about a week, the fact that he blinks twice and then basically never again in the clip will be useful for the coroner.
One explanation for Davidson’s catatonic state in this Instagram video is that he’s drunk on love. Another explanation is that he’s drunk. Another is that he’s high on angel dust. Another is that he’s bored to death because his fiancé sucks. Who knows. I’m just kidding guys. Seriously, credit where credit is due. Pete’s life is completely under control and he’s clean and doing very well these days…
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