An Unfaithful Stormy Daniels Is Divorcing After Almost Endangering Her Child

If Stormy Daniels seemed like marriage material to you then you absolutely deserve everything that comes along with your decision to wed a washed up pornstar. Men make mistakes, but making an honest woman out of a lady who makes sweet mouth love the scrotum of strangers is less of a one-off life misstep and more of an indicator that your undiagnosed mental illness is causing severe misjudgment. Glendon Crain was so in love with Stormy Daniels that he put a ring on it. But now he wants that ring back and a restraining order. He’s accused her of committing adultery. Which is puzzling because I’m sure she’s been doing other men every time she clocks in.

Stormy Daniels‘ husband doesn’t just want a divorce — he wants her to stay clear of him and their child — and he’s accusing her of cheating.

We’ve learned a judge has granted Glendon Crain a restraining order which he requested with his divorce petition. The judge, among other things, agreed to prohibit Stormy from coming in contact with Crain or their 7-year-old daughter, which Crain says was necessary because Stormy wanted to bring her on tour where she would be on a bus with other adult performers and at risk for both physical and emotional harm.

As for the cheating … Crain isn’t specific, but merely says Stormy “committed adultery.” Glendon filed for divorce last week. He married Stormy in 2015 but the 2 have rarely been seen together in public since she emerged with allegations against Donald Trump.

Earlier this month when Stormy was arrested at a Columbus strip club, on the police report, she marked “No” when asked if she was married.

There were so many red flags when it came to Daniels that this is clearly all Glendon’s fault. For starters, you can assume any big bosomed woman going by the name of Stormy blew multiple men behind a dumpster on more than one occasion before she old enough to drive with a permit. So I don’t know how anyone can be surprised that she wanted to take her 7-year-old daughter to work with her on a tour bus full of pornstars. I’m not sure what Mr. Crain does for work but he’s definitely not a professional magician since he failed to turn a high-paid hooker into a housewife like he had hoped.

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