Kim Kardashian Would Be Lawyer If It Wasn’t For College Requirement

In a word – Brave. In another word – Selfless. In another word – Stoic. And yet in another word – Idiot. Kim Kardashian is talking yet again about that one nice thing that she did for someone that one time (championing the pardoning of a crack head from a life sentence.) It turns out that the experience was so viscerally life-changing that it almost kinda of made Kardashian want to be a lawyer in order to champion justice. The hurdle, however, is that in order to be a lawyer one usually attends college. And this hurdle, it turns out, is insurmountable for Kardashian. While chatting with Van Jones, she stated:

If there wasn’t the long college process, I would be an attorney.

Wow. Just wow. I think it’s about time we start giving people credit for things they want to do, but don’t do because they’re too hard. Kim Kardashian has basically rewritten JFK’s officially canceled speech “We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard,” as “Makeup kits and hair extensions and black cock.”

If anyone would be able to succeed as a lawyer without going to school it would be a brainiac like Kim Kardashian, and she actually still leaves Jones with hope that our justice system could be a complete joke with:

I researched that, in the state of California, I can assist an attorney for 3 years and just take the bar, so you never know.

You never know. Kardashian did show some self-awareness of her job strengths when she stated that she mentioned to her own legal team:

‘Can we start a firm? Let’s do this. Let’s get the best people together. If I can just be the vessel, I can bring awareness.’

Kardashian has been the vessel for potentially dozens of men with criminal records, so this last goal really doesn’t seem too lofty. Taking on the penile system. Maybe it’s a better career fit than we thought.

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