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Brigitte Nielsen’s Bakery Still Delivering Babies At 54
June 28, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments
At 6’1” and 54 years of age I’m more impressed that Brigitte Nielsen still hasn’t owned up to using urinals in the mens room more than I am that she’s having her fifth child. There’s a lot going on here. Brigitte naturally looks like the look Bruce Jenner was going for. And she’s possibly the only woman who Bruce can borrow size 17 Jimmy Choo pumps from and “forget” to ever give them back. Just because Brigitte is the size of WNBA center doesn’t mean she should be denied love. Some men love being dominated against the board in the bedroom. She’s on her fifth marriage having her fifth child.
Brigitte Nielsen says she has given birth at age 54.
The model, actress and reality star and her 39-year-old husband Mattia Dessi released a statement to People magazine Saturday saying their daughter Frida was born Friday in Los Angeles and weighed 5 pounds, 9 ounces.
I’m guessing alcohol plays a major part in every decision she makes. Brigitte had to be shitfaced when she was hooking up with Flavor Flav. Imagine a man being able to go down on a woman while still standing up. She has probably never taken a man his size serious and only uses them to help her adjust her tampons on the go. Her new husband Mattia Dessi is somewhat taller so he’s the lucky man than gets to come home to her high mileage holes. Let’s just hope he never decides to put hands on her as she looks like she can hold her own without spilling a drop of her beer.
Photo Credit: Okay, look. You don’t want to look at a gallery of Brigitte Nielsen at 54, so here’s her amazing cleavage from 1985 flick Red Sonja from Mr. Skin / Pacific Coast News
