Open Post: Do You Eat Puss? Sponsored By Non-Puss Eating DJ Khaled

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A post shared by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Apr 29, 2018 at 3:12pm PDT

DJ Khaled is some fat fuck with access to an iPod Shuffle and therefor a DJ, and is making waves on the Internet for stating in an interview that he likes to receive head but does not like to give it:

I believe the woman should praise the man, the king … It’s different rules for men… I’m the King. I’m the King of the house… There’s some things that y’all don’t want to do but got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.

Not to be racist but… Muslim much. Why stick your tongue in garbage. I feel ya. Naturally everyone is freaking out about this one-sided head-giving relationship, so it’s time for you to weigh in. Do you munch box, and if you don’t, do you still expect to get head? And for our chick readers, vice versa. And for our gay readers, box means vag.

DJ Khaled is trending after he said he never goes down on his wife because there are “different rules for men.”

Wonder how dinner’s gonna go in that household. pic.twitter.com/YLsb5qn3as

— Brent Black (@brentalfloss) May 4, 2018