Mel B Loves All Three Of Her Baby Daddies Equally

Mel B is a former Spice Girl so she doesn’t have much to be proud of. But one accomplishment in her life that she is proud to show off is having three children by three different men. For this, she deserves a standing ovation. Screw a nuclear family, women have the option to be rolling stones now too. Wherever Mel lays her hat is her home. I’m wondering if the children get rotating holidays, one Thanksgiving is spent with mom and the guy attached to the penis that has all of her attention at the moment. Then next Thanksgiving the kid gets sent to the family’s house of the biological father. It’s like a game of hot potato between parents that eventually leads to emotional damage for the children. But Mel B doesn’t think about the children unless it involves making more of them with another man she hasn’t copulated with before.

The Spice Girls singer, who recently signed a publishing deal for a forthcoming book, appeared on the U.K. talk show Loose Women to talk about her raising her three daughters Madison, 6½, Angel Iris, 11, and Phoenix Chi, 19.

“I’ve got three daughters by three different men, three different solid relationships. I would never want to talk bad about any of their fathers,” Brown said.

Phoenix’s father is Jimmy Gulzar, Angel’s father is Eddie Murphy and Madison’s father is Brown’s ex-husband Stephen Belafonte, with whom she has had an ongoing and contentious custody battle.

She’s boasting about having strong relationships with the fathers of her children but I highly doubt it. Eddie Murphy is my proof. The man had nine kids to cover up his homosexuality and it didn’t work. America thought they had a strong relationship with the man responsible for one of the most iconic stand-ups of all-time but it turns out no one really knew him. You can’t form an inseparable bond with someone who was avidly anti-gay in the 80s and then gets busted with a transsexual prostitute in 1997. If he can’t be true to himself then it’s better to take his commitment to honesty and heterosexuality with a grain of salt.

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