Kylie Jenner Treating Her Man Like A Boy

Kylie Jenner is one woman with the heart of an inner city kid no talented entertainer ever pursues. Her rapper boyfriend Travis Scott just turned 26 on April 30th and to celebrate she rented out a Six Flags amusement park for the evening. I image she references 90s African American cult classic cartoon films on how exactly to interact with her baby daddy since she’s about as black as the average YETI cooler owner. She most likely thought renting out an entire theme park was the way to go after re-watching Bébé’s Kids. He purchases her a Ferrari for getting pregnant and she books an activity that stopped being fun at the age of 15. Yeah, she’s a keeper. I can’t wait until she comes over to his house for Thanksgiving and his mother leaves her in charge of cooking the collard greens.

“Rented out Six Flags for baby’s birthday… they’ve never been,” Jenner shared in a video of Scott and friends on a dizzying roller coaster.

I’d say Travis impregnating Kylie was a mistake but he’s lasted longer than Tristan when it comes to coping with the consequences of not pulling out of a KarJenner. After basking in a birthday gift fit for a twelve-year-old he should feel free to vacate her life now. Six Flags offers a “Fast Pass” option which allows able-bodied individuals to skip the line and kids in wheelchairs so if the theme park was a must she could have done that and gotten him something a 26-year-old rapper would enjoy. Like some strippers and the same hall pass Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis got.

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