Allison Mack Arrested For Being Sex Cult Scout

Allison Mack was laying out the blueprint on how to properly run a sex cult until she got sloppy and was eventually caught. An observant R. Kelly should do everything he can to learn from her mistakes because a sex trafficking charge is pretty serious. The judge will throw the book at anyone caught with their pants down peeing on underage runaways with nowhere else to go. And vigilante inmates often break broomsticks off in the buttholes of others inside for sex related offenses. But maybe Allison is into that, she does have those “I heart anal” eyes. Allison allegedly lured in and exploited women who were down on their luck and in need some guidance. But some of the blame has to be on the victims here. Allison is 35-years-old. Any woman over 30 living in America without children, a former corporate career, or an ex-husband should raise a red flag. More often than not if she’s single and creeping towards 40 she’s a sociopath into cults and collecting cats. Some baggage is obligatory by your mid-thirties if you want to come off as “normal.”

Mack’s arrest is related to her alleged involvement with an organization called Nxivm (pronounced NEX-ium), a group that claimed to be a self-help program but was, in reality, a pyramid scheme in which some recruits were exploited “both sexually and for their labor, to the defendants’ benefit,” according to U.S attorney Richard P. Donoghue.

Nxivm’s founder, Keith Raniere, also known within the group as Vanguard, was also indicted on Friday.

This entire situation is white collar pimping gone wrong. Allison was Keith Raniere’s “bottom bitch,” which job duties normally include fetching more women. Her job was to “break” these down on their luck, emotionally damaged women. But instead of turning these women into street walkers for a profit, he formed a cult and kept them to himself. Most likely to live out some 50 Shades of Grey fantasy because most women aren’t willing to sign a contract agreeing to candle wax being poured across their clitoris on the first date. Women only agree to those sex acts if you’re a handsome misunderstood billionaire with his own helicopter. Maybe Mack can metoo her way out of harsh sentencing.

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