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Things That Will Make You Want To Die: Mark Consuelos SLAMS H8ers Of Old Slut
March 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
The ninety-five-year-old Kelly Ripa is probably anorexic and definitely a used up slut, but these facts aren’t getting in the way of Ripa showing off her anemic Friday Night Lights high school boy bod in a bikini at the beach. Like every other celebrity on the planet, Ripa wears bikinis, as the only thing she has on her résumé besides being skinny is helping line up male escorts for Regis Philbin for almost two decades, and he’s dead. Oh wait, Google says he’s alive. Well he should be dead.
Ripa’s husband Ricky Ricardo faced backlash when he posted a picture of a bikini-clad Ripa to his Instagram along with the caption:
Sultry Sundays with the sexy one are my fave.
The two had a back and forth social media slobber fest, with Ripa posting similar pictures of her shirtless husband as they spent the day together at the beach. But people, or more like person, weren’t having it, and SLAMMED H8er Kelly Ripa for wearing a revealing bikini even though she’s a hundred and a mom. Well now Ricardo is SLAMMING the H8ers back by saying that Ripa should be allowed to wear a bathing suit. God this is so tragic. Ricky bravely opened up with:
I wanted to take a couple days to weigh in. Probably should’ve earlier arguably. But I wanted to be above it. Well, now I’m not. I posted this pic of the women I most admire. As a playful tribute to my wife who I’m proud of in endless ways. She works extremely hard in her professional life and her commitment to exercise, healthy diet is admirable and the benefits show.
All cute names for purging. Every celebrity in the world will face negative comments when posting a picture of any kind. But only the few, the proud are desperate enough to dig through the comments to find something negative to react against. Chrissy Teigen’s cellulite and Pink’s milky tits are already conspiring together to take down Consuelos. This town ain’t big enough for another shameless attention whore H8er slammer.
Photo Credit: Instagram / Pacific Coast News
