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March 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments
Men who make a living singing should know and accept their place in society. But when they forget, women like Katy Perry are here to remind them. Benjamin Glaze is probably a 19-year-old virgin and was saving his first kiss for his first relationship. As he walked out onto the American Idol stage, chastity belt in full swing, Katy took something from Benjamin that he can never get back, his first kiss. Normally any other 19-year-old would be ecstatic to discover that Perry is an easy woman that puts out without putting in any effort. But not Mr. Glaze. He had his honor stolen from that day and I’m confused why outrage is absent here. Knowing if the roles where reversed a guy would never be allowed to even judge a talent show after the backlash and shame.
I feel like I would only be upset if Katy gave me my first kiss after recently giving some other guy his first blowie. Nothing worse than getting your first smooch and your first snowball on the same day. It’s still weird that a cashier from Oklahoma is upset a successful pop star who is still somewhat bangable locked lips with you. It’s not like it was Kesha that kissed you because then you’d be completely in the right to press charges. Maybe Glaze is into guys, he does play guitar. And anyone going through the trouble of learning how to play does so because they want to get laid. You really think John Mayer is into music just for his health? Slaying busty blondes by the batch has always been the goal.
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